So we ate, had drinks...and he told me he loves tequila...I asked why of course. He said cause it gets him drunk and he does crazy things. Naturally I was interested in the crazy and asked what it was...'I get naked...mostly. Like last weekend I danced at a club with a group of cougars, on a bachelorette party...it was sweet.' ahahhah eheeeeeiiiiiI!!!1!yyyehhhhhhhhaaaaahahahaheeeee (insert annoying hyena laugh).
Dude likes to get crazy and get naked? ohhh ok. To which he then proceeds to inform me he has spent his entire life mastering eating a girl out.
I don't fucking care.
Maybe I am crazy, cause that does not make my vagina wet. Does that turn on other women? On the first date a dude telling you he mastered the skill of carpet munching? To me it just means he will do it to just anyone....which I don't want. Maybe sluts what that. I don't that. I don't get it..what is the point of saying that? Then, to top it off, he did some crazy one eyebrow raise and licked his lips....Yep - that was the moment he went from an 8 to 2 two.
So I took a shot of tequila, smiled and enjoyed the rest of my evening.
I had fun. I always have fun. But What the fuck is wrong with men out there?
Here's to hoping the next one saves the clit licking talk until date 2.
The girl who needs a hearing test after this date.